Here’s a Tip


Do not wash your flannel bananas in the kitchen sink. Take them outside on the lawn or in your garden. The residue is excellent for promoting plant growth. That goes double for any left over bean dip that you happen to come across the next day. Rub it in good and cover with your best pair of socks. Four days later there will be world peace. Guaranteed or your money back. This is no joke. My neighbor’s daughter-in-law has three children, all postal carriers who visit many houses daily, and each one of them has overheard conversations about how bad it can be to fall off a horse unless you get right back up on it. So if that doesn’t convince you then nothing will. Good luck and let me know how it goes.