Keep Out. That Means You.

Somewhere deep in the forest, someone has decided that a little piece of the wilderness belongs to them, and they would prefer that the rest of us stay out of it. Who owns it? Who knows. Maybe a retired banker looking for solitude, a hermit avoiding civilization, or someone who simply doesn’t appreciate strangers wandering through their backyard. Whatever the reason, they’ve gone to the trouble of nailing a sign to a perfectly good pine tree to make their feelings known. The deer, squirrels, and occasional bear apparently haven’t gotten the message.